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She Is From The Countryside
by Zi Xuan
A 19-year-old young lady came to the Jiang family, a prominent family in Sea City. Rumors had it that she rescued the Jiang family's madame many years ago in the countryside. After she enrolled at Sea City University, the madame took her to the Jiang family's residence before school started, claiming to familiarize the lady with Sea City's environment.It was said that that the young lady was an orphan who grew up in the countryside. However, she carried herself in a manner that befitted a rich y…
Longevity starts from having a daughter in old age
by A box of Tieguanyin Tea
At sixty, Xu Mu was old and frail, with one foot in the grave, still stuck at the beginning stage of Qi Cultivation!He had reached a dead end on the path of immortality. Giving in to life's hardships, he decided to get married and have children, and live out his remaining days.However, on the day his daughter was born, it was a double celebration. The doors to his cultivation were reopened![Congratulations! You have achieved: Blessed with a Daughter!][Blessed with a Daughter: Increase your Luck …
The Savior is just a 3-Year-Old
by Shomikawa
Three-year-old Jiang Huailu transmigrates to find herself at the execution grounds!She opens her eyes. The guillotine blade is hanging above her head, swaying.Her parents are wearing prison uniforms. They stretch their necks long, waiting for the guillotine blade to fall....This is a world where devils prevail.Evil energy rages here. People shut their doors at night and only come out at dawn.The empire is in chaos. World order has collapsed. The monarchs are brutal.Wars break out. People are liv…
Five-Year Old Prophet is Pampered by Ten Brothers
by JQK
The youngest in the Torres family was born sickly. She was sent to the Mystic Church for foster care at the age of one. Four years later, it was rumored that she was going to be brought back. The sons of the Torres household all expressed their opinions. Her first brother said, "I don't like her! I don’t want a sister!" Her second brother said, "He-he, we can tease her. I hope she can be a little unyielding. Then we can play fun tricks on her." Her third brother said, "What sister? Who is that? …
The Old Baseball Player System
by HcS10
An old baseball player gets another chance to live the sport he loves, but this time as a system! The son of one of Japan's greatest pitchers has a dream to follow in his father's footsteps and become a great professional, but he has a major problem, lack of talent.Follow the journey of Shun Takahashi, a young baseball player without talent who receives the old baseball player system. Hellish training, legendary skills, impossible missions, good friends, talented rivals, and maybe luck in love. …
My Husband Is a Million Years Old Vampire
by 13Emerald
Being a victim of a house fire that brought the entire family house down, Valentina was left with several burns on her. body, causing her to be titled as the creature of Bayhill.Her stepsister, Chole Callum was about to get married and according to the family tradition, Valentina as the elder daughter of the family must be married. Seeing this as an opportunity to wipe their shame away, the Callum family put a price tag on Valentina's head, whoever gets to marry her would be given a hundred thou…
Summit of the Old Gods
by Great Yu
In an era where everyone venerates the gods, Lu Ran, a high school junior, reveres a mysterious being brought to him.From then on,the mortal realm gained a wandering believer.Gods fend off demons with slick maneuvers, exhibiting flamboyant skills unique in their own right, whilst Lu Ran knows deep down that he is genuinely a devout follower!The story begins in an old residential building...
OLD-WORLD EXTRA
by GoldenStache
{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death}'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read.That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into.The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow...As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death.It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation.—In this post-apocalyptic world, …
Crashing into an Old Flame
by Auroraaa
"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…
Old Ancestor: Thrown Out By The Nanny From The Start
by Break The Corn
Song Haotian, an old man with dementia, was deserted by his children. This kind of news was common on the Internet. However, such an insignificant event actually led to a series of events.Song Haotian’s adopted daughter made false claims about him in order to be selected for a talent show. The netizens cyberbullied the old man in order to protect their idol. Just when the netizens thought this case would end satisfactorily with the adopted daughter winning, an unexpected scene played out.The hea…
Mysterious Leader is only Five-Year-Old!
by Junqing
The frail young lady of the Tang Family, raised for five years in the Daoist temple, was brought back home.Everyone harbored their own thoughts, preparing to welcome a delicate and sickly young girl, only to be met with a bright and shiny Little Baldy.She followed them around like a little tail, proclaiming that their days were numbered.Initially, the Tang Family resisted this, arguing that even if she wasn't a sweet and adorable child, she shouldn't be a nonsensical Little Swindler!Latter on, a…
Transmigrated Old fox is Master Shen Wei 's wife
by Fridah
Tags(#R18,#Reincarnation,#BL,#CEO,#Romance,#Babies,#Powerfulcouple,#Superpowers, #Transmigration(***Mature Content, No Rape***)Zhao Ting, eighteen-year-old girl, fell into a set up that was formed destroying her life as the Zhao Princess and which also leads to her death but what happens when a new soul reincarnates in her body?How would her life or fate change ?Follow me as we go through this life-changing stories with many mysteries and tragedies.****sneak peek*****"Mommy, Mommy that's my on…
The Prodigy Boy Is Actually A 25 Old Girl!?
by VorstinStory
Kaylee looks like any other normal, beautiful 25-year old woman. But she has two big secrets:1) She is a famous pianist2) She is currently undercover at her old college as an 18-year-old BOY!?Just as she was getting used to her double life, she realised she was falling in love with her handsome young professor. Isn't her life complicated enough? Apparently not, because this professor has a secret identity that will shock her!Betrothed at a young age to a girl he has never met, young professor De…
Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman
by Nizaaah
During this time she had always been a great shaman who was invincible. One day, a young man attacks her, but when she casts magic on that foreign youth, her magic doesn't work at all. As a result, Lian Sheng lost badly! She lay dying on the ground with her body covered in blood.Footsteps could be heard getting closer to her, it seemed like it was the foreign youth!"You are very old, Granny. I think you have had enough fun with all the crimes you have committed. Now is the time to go to hell!"Af…
How To Hunt Monsters in South Africa
by Blak_Apollo
Three Realms. One Earth. No Mercy.When the world collapses, survival isn't a choice—it's war.A cataclysmic quake didn’t just shatter continents—it merged three realms into one, throwing humanity into a world filled with mutated beasts, ancient demons, and forgotten magic. The skies are wrong. The animals have changed. Earth is now a war zone of gods, monsters, and survivors.Apollo, a quiet, sharp-witted African teenager, just wants to find his brother and get his family back. But that mission tu…
South American Empire
by Well_In_a_Frog
Reborn at the beginning of the 19 century, Felipe witnessed Napoleon's rise and fall and the revolution of South America. Knowing the future, he secured the title of the crown prince of an empire that never existed and a fortune compared to the Rothschilds'. A peaceful and knowledgeable man driven to be a ruthless dictator. He was given a chance to leave a mark on history and will do anything to make that happen now. The story is set in the early 19th century. There will be slaves, and there wil…
Her Cultivating Partner Is From Earth!
by Zhi Wo Yi
In this world, cultivation was the most important thing. There were no men in this world, only women. However, when a girl turned 18, she could randomly summon a Dao companion and sign a lifetime contract. No replacement! Wu Feng, a youth from Earth, accepted the summon and became the Dao companion of a female cultivator in the Tianxuan Land. However, he soon realized that something was wrong. Did he get summoned again? It turned out that, while others could only be summoned once, Wu Feng could …
Bobby's Old Man
by A.C. Katt
Keith Anderson is in love with Bobby Michaels. Unfortunately Keith, with their fifteen year age difference, thinks he’s too old for Bobby. The two start as “friends with benefits,” but Keith dumps Bobby when it turns serious, leaving Bobby broken-hearted.<br><br>When tragedy strikes and Bobby needs Keith, he steps up to support his lover. But Bobby lacks trust in Keith and everything around him. Can Keith convince Bobby that this time is for real, or will the two lovers never reconcile?
A man from South Korea
by Nekochiii
Ihoon traveled from South Korea to Toronto Canada for his studies. One Day he went to downtown Toronto to shop, there he realize that he had bumped into a woman that he follows on Instagram. Unfortunately their interactions were little due to Ihoon overreacting to a compliment. His ego got a bit too big and his reply to that compliment was uncalled for. Ihoon had admired the lady from a far hoping to get a chance to meet her in person and apologize.He also thinks that she is so beautiful and cre…
HAREM: WARLOCK OF THE SOUTH
by Temzy
The world is torn in two—North and South locked in a bitter war that has lasted for centuries. Hatred runs deep, and generations grow up not to dream of peace, but to master the art of battle.Ryon, a young mage from the North, meets a fiery end on the battlefield, consumed by a devastating magical fireball. But death is not the end.Ryon awakens—reborn in the South, a land where men are believed to be extinct. He inhabits the body of another boy named Ryon, cursed and fragile, surrounded by hundr…